Sexy Voice…check

Same swagger..check

Tacky music video…check

Rick Astley token dance…not check

Either way, I am hard as a rock!  Rick Astley is the godfather of all things music.  If you do not agree, you have no taste in anything.

If only this little guy was old enough to know about the Bears offensive and defensive woes.  Gotta love his zeal for the Bears though.  Way better moves than Shuf.  Dude looks like a stiff noodle when he attempts to dance.

Video contributed by John.

The cliche lives again this year for the Chicago Cubs, they are completely useless by September again.  Now, that College Football is beginning, and the Bears are in regular season mode, it is time to put the Cubs and this horrid year to bed.  Enjoy this warm jingle while you take in the hell that was the 2010 Chicago Cubs. Read the rest of this entry »

This dog is Awesome with a capital A.  Fido’s got some moves.  I can’t even merengue and I walk on two legs most of the time.  How does this dog not have its own dancing tutorial video already?  I’d buy 10 copies and I don’t even do this type of dancing.  This dog should be a star.  Get this dog on America’s Got Talent pronto!

Video contributed by Andy.

You jump on this tacky way of getting from point A to point B, and you knock yourself out, does that get you laid?

1.  Once this due recovers, he has double the advantage with the sweet rebellious type: He is a skateboarder and he has a gnarly scar.  Why women ever go for these losers I will never know

2.  He does have some form of transportation, it may be tough to share with a girl..it is better than some of my loser friends.  I have a friend in his 30′s who still has mom drive him to dates.

3.  If all else fails, perhaps while he is going through his concussion stage, he will have a naughty nurse caring for him. Give up on the porn dreams, you sickos!

Negatives:

1. You skateboard, that is like telling someone you rock out to Adam Lambert.  Skateboarding was cool when you were 13, not 25!

2.  The squeal, he sounds like a mix of Punky Brewster and Jeff Garcia.  Very Fem Bot baby!

3.  You hit a somewhat impressive kick flip, or whatever that shit is called and then you trip over 2 stairs, amateurs.

So, does self inflicted concussion while riding on a deusch mobile get laid?

I totally missed this when I watched Entourage this week.  I think I was daydreaming about my previous life as a stegosaurus.  Anyway, I’d much rather see Urlacher on Entourage than Hard Knocks.  Can you imagine the Bears on Hard Knocks?  It would be so boring.  Lovie wouldn’t provide any sound clips or personality even close to Rex Ryan.  Same with Jerry Angelo.  Maybe Briggs and Adams would provide some entertainment, but I can’t think of anyone else who would.  Although, if it was done this season there might be some good ribbing on Cutler now that he’s connected with a reality tv star.

Video contributed by John.

Picture from NBA.com

After this incident, Derrick Rose and Joakim Noah will no longer let Benny park their cars on game day.  Better stick to shooting t-shirts Benny.

If a fight occurs in an empty baseball stadium, is Nyjer Morgan still a DBAG?

I expect more from Morgan, he was a hockey player before he began playing baseball.  Very few outside of fantasy sports have heard of Nyjer. Now, he is turning into a household name for all the wrong reasons.  Remember this incident occurred last week. He got one of the best clotheslines inflicted on him outside of Goldberg in wrestling I have ever seen!

What a rough few years for Matt Leinart.  He had so much potential at USC, hell he was the toast of Los Angeles.  His bedroom was probably more active than most porn sets.  He heads to Arizona and everything goes to shit.  First he gets caught feeding alcohol to underage girls, you remember those pictures.

Recently, he has been benched by the Cardinals in favor of Derek Anderson.  Derek Anderson was rejected by the Browns, that is saying a ton.  Now, he is on the trade market, however no team wants to waste their time with him.  Recently, it was released that his ex girlfriend, Kristin Cavallari has moved on to Jay Cutler.  That is like downgrading from a Porsche to a Ugo.  Now, we see this video which I find beyond hilarious.  I think the girl next to him ends up more accurate.  Hell, I think Cade McNown would have had a better result on this game.

Good job Matty, keep making pretty boy QB’s look foolish!  Next Up: Tim Tebow

H/T to TheNetwerk.com for video

He has the hair of Jay Cutler and the voice of a screaming damsel in distress.  If you are a dude at the concert, do you get laid?

Positives

1.  Captain sensitivity, you actually made it through a Justin Bieber concert.  Just repeat that statement and move forward with my post.  Perhaps after you tell the office skank or hot babysitter, you have a chance!

2.  Milfs love Justin Bieber, it is like hanging out at Hangge Uppe on a Friday night.  Growl baby Growl!

3.  Go ahead buy the tour shirt and wear it proudly.  Justin Bieber is a star in the making, just don’t expect me to handle your hospital bill.

Negatives:

1.  Every sense will be ruined by this show:

Eyes- Looking at Bieber jump around in White Pants for 3 hours will burn your retinas.

Ears- Screaming young girls and guys (lord have mercy) will create the worst ringing sensation ever

Nose- The amount of Britney Spears perfume will start a downward spiral

Mouth and Touch..See Above!

2.  If any woman thinks you are a good lay after attending this event, they probably faked their orgasm.

3.  Look at the dude’s face, nuff said!

So, will spending 3 hours singing “Baby, Baby” with your daughter and 35000 of her closest friends get you laid?

Leave a comment and let us know